August 5, 2014

How Do I Insult Thee? Let Me Count The Ways

Being a native French speaker, I can tell you that (1) we can swear like we breathe, and (1) some swearwords are so common we barely even notice them (ex: merde).

It is therefore only natural that I want to use them in my stories. The only problem is that my current series is YA and I therefore need to, uh, let's say sanitize my writing some and get more creative with my literary insults. Here then are a few invectives I thought I'd share for others who want to swear their heads off at, say, piss-poor drivers on the road, for instance...

  1. Loblolly: a stupid, rude or awkward person.
  2. Blatherskite: someone who speaks a lot and mostly of dumb things.
  3. Cacafuego: someone who likes to boast a lot.
  4. Slubberdegullion: a scoundrel.
  5. Chawbacon: a hick.
  6. Cockalorum: see Cacafuego.
  7. Lickspittle: a brown-noser.
  8. Snollygoster: Machiavellian person (unprincipled but shrewd).
  9. Mumpsimus: someone who stubbornly refuses to follow good advice and therefore makes a mistake.
  10. Pettifogger: a shyster (esp. in the practice of the law).
Le Capitaine Haddock, ever the role model



Now that you've increased your arsenal, go forth and conquer!! 







Sources:
10 Rare and Amusing Insults - Volume 1 and Volume 2

2 comments:

  1. My favorites are "Cacafuego" and "Lump of foul deformity". I will make sure to use them soon. I even think I know whom they fit. As a student I had to attend an "internship" in a steel mill, where I learned a lot - for instance, 10-word sentences that contained obscenities only; no other words were involved. Currently, the most common word in the Polish language is the ultra-universal "kurwa" - the only word that can be used in any place in any sentence. As you write, so common that it is barely noticed.

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    1. Kurwa, huh? I'm gonna have to note that down. For research purposes, of course...

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